Thank Je$u$ for Beer!
and camping. and chocolate.
and everything else that is good about Easter.
Like bunnies.
The myspace call for jokes has reulted in only
one return thus far. I shall post it here for the
sake of preserving the 'nothing is sacred' rule:
"
Q: What do they call black people in the South?
A: Niggers
From Mr. Assbabius Extremus.
"
Maybe he's been watching seinfeld again,
god have mercy on his eternal soul.
Absent a good cracker joke to pair against
it that one won't make it to the story.
you'd think that between jesus coming around and
all the chocolate and the kids (only ones with any sense)
who believe in the damn easter bunny
people would be more willing to
contribute to a story where the entire body is
devoted to jokes and funny stories and
the intro and outro involve
nietzsche in zartathustra-spandex arriving at
the eternal recurrence.
maybe i just need another beer.
who knows.
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