14 November 2003

05 October 2003

HOLY SHIT

Crazy religious bastards attack crazy religious bastards in a third party's country, which does contain many crazy bastards.

Pray to BWENEUM in these End Times.

19 September 2003

Dark is the hour, yet hope remains. May the flying squirrel brigade's arrival be quick and their aim true. BWENEUM is the answer.

11 February 2003

What have we now? A world crippled by fear and ignorance!! A world who can barely move for the weight of selfish desire strapped across its back!! Now is truly the hour for sacrifice!!! But even the most steadfast servant of truth and good wants for the method!! What do we sacrifice? How do we revolt?! And for what? A new beurocracy? A new age of sillicon and enriched uranium? Where is the path, oh BWENEUM? For it is dark, and the servants of light want for nourishment!!! And for a way into the next age!! One that may never come to be, due to the folly of this one!! Help us BWENEUM!! Help yourselves!!! Escape if you can. All aboard for the Antartic ! Pack you bags and hope that the Ice caps don't melt completely!! We need a escape. We need ANYTHING but this day!!! Why, why why!!! We had dreamed that the days of nationalistic jingoism and nuclear proliferation were a bad dream of the 20th century!! Notions that , while fresh in our memory, could perhaps be put to bed. But now we find ourselves in the foyer of the 21st, with more to worry about than ever!! Don't let them lie to you!! Don't let them convince you this is how it must be!! Call upon yourself, and upon BWENEUM!! These days will pass. And into a new post-war age, we will gleefully slide. Or perhaps not.